waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like
I get so excited when people send me asks, like you could literally just send me one that says pancakes and I’d be so flattered that you took the time to send me that
shoutout to those three followers who like and reblog literally everything you post
(Source: yzma, via dick-masters)
me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me: is that the sun
“But the Bible says…”
I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life