I will never understand what gain anybody thinks they will have from leaking nude photos of celebrities. Well done you, you’ve just purposefully and publicly humiliated somebody for no conceivable reason other than the fact that you’re a terrible excuse for a human being who gets kicks out of embarrassing and shaming other people for taking intimate photos that were private and never meant to be seen by the world.
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
750,324 people whose mama taught them right
whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do
I just want to tell them
did you know:
jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if their courting dance is flawed the female eats him
u sure u wanna go about the animal kingdom
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1 follower = Tumblr Newbie.
10-40 followers = Tumblr Beginner.
50-99 followers = Tumblr User
100-349 followers = Blogger
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501-799 followers = Tumblr Expert.
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(Source: toucher, via youloseifyoulovehim)
Crush (Texted you): Hey
You (Thinking): OH MY GOD He just texted me I wonder what he wants maybe he just wants to talk maybe he's mad at me I mean all he said was hey I should just answer him I dont want to keep him waiting well maybe I'll wait another 3 minutes so he thinks I'm busy. NO. thats too obvious, could this mean he's in to me? or is he just bored? either way is fine, I mean I don't care if he likes me back, who said that I even liked him?! I'm just gunna text him back now. Should I reply Hi?? or Hey?? or hey with three Y's?? no that's stupid. 2 Y's works. He wont know if I did it on purpose or if it was just accidental. OKAY. I GOT THIS. INHALE. EXHALE.
'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense